she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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