I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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