That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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