I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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