Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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