Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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