I CAN MOONWALK!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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