i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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