She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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