Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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