i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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