i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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