i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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