if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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