You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize