She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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