...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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