Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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