Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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