Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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