I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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