Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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