Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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