i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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