You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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