I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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