you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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