Me. At least after what I've been through.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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