so explain again why im purple
no
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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