By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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