her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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