Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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