Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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