okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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