i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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