I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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