You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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