I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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