We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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