i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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