Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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