That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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