if i can run in heels then i can drive
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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