What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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