If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
either way he was missing a nipple.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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