its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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