I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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