Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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