i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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