he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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