guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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