i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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