Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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