She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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